hell is other people's blogs

sometimes when I blog

the honesty’s too much and I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna retweet you till I die
till we both break down and cry
I want to reblog till the fear in me subsides

#danhill

5 years ago -

1 -

I blog because…

releasing my sarcasm into the world is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important

5 years ago -

2 -

If I commit suicide

and nobody blogs about it

did I ever really exist?

#inevitablemarchtodeath

#suicide

#pleasetweet

5 years ago -

1 -

heotppbls

Translation for old people:

HELL

IS

OTHER

PEOPLE’s

BLOGS

#heotppbls

5 years ago -

trvltnwlntbblgfied

Translation for old people:

THE

REVOLUTION

WILL

NOT

BE

BLOGIFIED

#trvltnwlntbblgfied

5 years ago -

top ten ways to monetize your blog

1) make each post into a top ten list

6 years ago -

Please Follow Me

6 years ago -

sometimes i think about cats

back in the day

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their purrs were pure

earn your degree online

their antics were their own

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and i never got to enjoy any of them

lose belly fat

they were so selfish

penis enlargement

thank you intergoogleplex

#pleaserepost

6 years ago -

today i made a funny

then i tweeted it

and nobody retweeted it

god is dead

6 years ago -

i had a dream

everybody’s hands were broken

siri couldn’t understand a word

computers went silent

then i woke

dscrbd it onmyblog

nd in twts

the nightmare resumed

6 years ago -

2 -

before you post that picture

remember what hell is

6 years ago -

My blog

is your hell

6 years ago -

I follow other tumblers

just to know that I am alive.

and it is killing me.

laugh out loud emoticon smile

6 years ago -

1 -

it is.

6 years ago -

5 -